This one's so stupid. My scanner is still on strike, and my hand's cramping like I've got acid in my joints. So this is the best I could produce.
Hey, gotta do something to appreciate the guy after all the shit I put him through.
Happy..... uhh... Re-birthday, Eddie. Today, 25th March, he's been undead for 77 years.
Evelyn's probably the only one who'd remember the date. And, well, it is the closest thing he has to an actual birthday, so why not celebrate? I dunno. I though it was cute.
Even if he can't eat it, it's still the thought that counts, right?
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"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
-- Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
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"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
-- Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
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"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
-- Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
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"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
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"We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about"
-Karl Pilkington
Even if he can't eat it, it's still the thought that counts, right?
--
"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
--
Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
--
"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
--
Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
--
"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
--
Clowns will bite you and throw you in the basement. The only sound you'll hear when drifting into the infinite darkness is the popping of balloons, and a clown singing "Nice and chubby baby."
--
"Being immortal seems like a good idea at the time, but as time passes you realise that you're miserable, lonely, hated and feared by all everyone you meet and you'll then realise that you are, in fact, a rotting corpse who will never ever get laid."
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